November 2009
1 post
Ever get the feeling that someone is OM NOM NOM-ing away at your soul?
October 2009
17 posts
People who don't know not to send pictures of...
This time….
This time I didn’t pretend. I asked a friend from California to find someone who doesn’t know this. She did a good job.
She did a good job. I even dared her to pretend that she was a genie granting three wishes just for fun.
The funniest thing about this is the guy was even precautious about the whole thing. He had asked her “how do i kno ur not a 40 yr old...
Humankind Disgusts Me Now →
Chivalry is dead because feminism killed it.
I didn't realize this either.
g-i-n-a-:
I am really good at hating people. I think I’ll keep doing it for a little while longer and then leave it all behind me.
People who don't know that you don't send pictures...
I like to visit Omegle.com sometimes and pretend I’m someone I’m not. This time I was pretending to be a 24 year old Brazillian female who was traveling the world using the money she had gotten from inherittence.
This may be mean spirited (but come on, this is a negativity blog) so here’s the picture he sent me, identity covered, of course. Evidently, this guy doesn’t know...
“I think I’ll try suicide by suffocation today.”
– Jonah Hill as Frank from “The Invention of Lying”
Why did you even bother getting out of bed?
THE MOST AWESOME NEWS YOU'LL EVER RECIEVE →
The grass is probably the same shade of brown on the other side.
It doesn’t matter how great you are, your fall and decline will always be greater.
September 2009
5 posts
Love stories only serve two purposes. They send single, desperate people into a spiraling depression and they raise the expectation of what love is to unrealistic levels.
“Laughing leads to crying.”
– Coltie from “Cute with Chris”
“Money is the root of all evil, but if you have no money then society will scorn...”
– From “Things They Don’t Tell You (But Should)” by Winston Rowntree
Parking tickets are the Devil’s daisies.